Glass

I’m a cynical optimist. The glass is half full of... shit.

I’m a cynical optimist. The glass is half full of… shit.

I don’t care whether the glass is half empty or half full. What matters is that it’s refillable.

I don’t care whether the glass is half empty or half full. What matters is that it’s refillable.

The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there’s whiskey in it.

The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there’s whiskey in it.

If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.