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I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
There’s a “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe,”over” in lover, “end” in friend, and “if” in life.
The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they’re bad with.
I tried to be good… Turns out I get bored easily.
Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.
I’m not good at push ups, pull ups and sit ups. I’m pretty good at fuck ups though.
I’ve got a good heart, but this mouth…
Before you judge me try walking a mile in my shoes so you can see how little I care and how good it feels to be a mile away from you.
You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.