They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? – Princess Diana
Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila. – Emmy Rossum
Be happy. It drives people crazy.
Learn not to give a shit, you’ll be happier.
Life has a tendency of fucking things up when you finally get to be happy.
Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness never paid for a divorce before.
The less you give a fuck, the happier you’ll be.
The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.
Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness, transfer that shit to my account.
ME: I’m actually happy right now. LIFE: LOL one sec…
If you’re happy and you know it it’s your meds.
Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.
I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.
Maybe money doesn’t buy happiness, but I’m accepting donations to test that theory.