Yeah, it’s pretty hard not to be completely cynical these days. – David Byrne
Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done. – Darynda Jones
Why is life testing me so hard lately? I mean I will survive but damn give me a fucking break.
No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
If hard times only make you stronger then I should be able to whip Superman’s ass by now.
Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together. You are either an ocean or a puddle, don’t be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously, some of you fuckers are making it so damn hard.
Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
It’s very hard to make friends as an adult because once you’re an adult you’ve realized you hate everyone.
Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.
No matter how hard I try to be nice someone always tries to push my asshole button.
Life is like a dick. Sometimes it’s up… Sometimes it’s down…But it won’t be hard forever.