Head

At times, I’am grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads.

At times, I’am grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads.

You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you not to do something? Mine bets me five dollars I can’t!

You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you not to do something? Mine bets me five dollars I can’t!

I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.

I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass.

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

People who think their shit don’t stink haven’t pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. — John Gierach

If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. – John Gierach

You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't? Yeah, mine's broken

You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn’t? Yeah, mine’s broken

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

I may look calm but in my head I've punched you in the face five times.

I may look calm but in my head I’ve punched you in the face five times.

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing. – Scott Westerfeld

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing. – Scott Westerfeld

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode if I kept all this bitching to myself!

Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode if I kept all this bitching to myself!

It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head, we all are. It’s only when you are fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.

It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head, we all are. It’s only when you are fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that will freak you right out.

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that will freak you right out.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.