At times, I’am grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads.
You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you not to do something? Mine bets me five dollars I can’t!
I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.
I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass.
If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.
People who think their shit don’t stink haven’t pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.
If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. – John Gierach
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn’t? Yeah, mine’s broken
Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?
I may look calm but in my head I’ve punched you in the face five times.