I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail. No more, no less.
Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control, and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!
Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth a jail time.
Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?
If it’s the thought that counts then I should probably be in jail.