Jesus

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

Mom says: "Alcohol is your enemy". Jesus says: "Love your enemy". Case closed

Mom says: “Alcohol is your enemy”. Jesus says: “Love your enemy”. Case closed

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.