“What’s your dream job?” “Well, in my dreams I don’t work.”
Sorry, it’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.
ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work I wouldn’t even need a job anymore.
Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. – Tom Hanks
INTERVIEWER: So, tell me about yourself. ME: I’d rather not… I kinda want this job.
First off sex on the first night is not hoeing. It’s an interview and if I call you the next day. You got the job.