Job

"What’s your dream job?" "Well, in my dreams I don't work."

“What’s your dream job?” “Well, in my dreams I don’t work.”

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work I wouldn't even need a job anymore.

If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work I wouldn’t even need a job anymore.

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. – Tom Hanks

Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not... I kinda want this job.

INTERVIEWER: So, tell me about yourself. ME: I’d rather not… I kinda want this job.

First off sex on the first night is not hoeing. It’s an interview and if I call you the next day. You got the job.

First off sex on the first night is not hoeing. It’s an interview and if I call you the next day. You got the job.