Home     Browse     Tags     Random

Kiss

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass, but I’m pretty sure you’d fall in love, and then I’d never get rid of you.

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

I like my big butt. It gives people I don't like plenty of places to kiss.

I like my big butt. It gives people I don’t like plenty of places to kiss.

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can't.

You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.club

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.