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KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it’s up… Sometimes it’s down…But it won’t be hard forever.

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say “Life can’t get more fucked up”. Life replies, “Challenge accepted”.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.