I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little “go fuck yourself”.
It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle… Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.
How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.
I love it when people think they’re going to punish me by not talking to me.
I’d tell you to kiss my ass, but I’m pretty sure you’d fall in love, and then I’d never get rid of you.
Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
Fall in love? No, thank you. I’d much rather fall asleep.
Don’t you love it when just your presence pisses someone off?
People love to watch you fall and they get mad as hell when you get back up stronger.
A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once then murdered.
If you love someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody else liked them. Set them free again.
Love is cuddling until you fall asleep together… Even though you know he farts in his sleep… All damn night.
Dear middle finger, thank you for always sticking up for me. Love ya!
Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. – Kurt Cobain
