I love hating things.
I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams
Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.
What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.
True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.
He loved asses so much he became one.
People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.
I love listening to lies when I know the truth.
I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little “go fuck yourself”.
It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.