Love

I love hating things.

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.

True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.

He loved asses so much he became one.

People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.

I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little “go fuck yourself”.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.