Love

I love hating things.

I love hating things.

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.

What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.

True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.

True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.

He loved asses so much he became one.

He loved asses so much he became one.

People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.

People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.

I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little "go fuck yourself".

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little “go fuck yourself”.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.