Married

90% of being married is just shouting “WHAT” from other rooms.

90% of being married is just shouting “WHAT” from other rooms.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don't ask why you’re still married.

Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married.

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married, you can’t even change the TV channel.

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.