Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.
I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.
I don’t need a middle finger. My eyes are enough.
I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.
You give my middle finger an erection.
Sleep well middle finger, you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
Don’t wait until you’re on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.
Dear middle finger, thank you for always sticking up for me. Love ya!
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I need it.