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Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with "listen here, motherfucker"

I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with “listen here, motherfucker”.

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers… – Robert Kirkman

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say I act like I don’t give a fuck. Motherfuckers… I’m not acting.

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Once you let mother fuckers slide, they start to think they can iceskate.

Once you let mother fuckers slide, they start to think they can iceskate.

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?