If you didn’t hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
If you didn’t hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, then don’t invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.
Mind: Don’t say shit. Just let it go. It’s not worth it. Mouth: Who the fuck you think…
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time.
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain
If you don’t know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you’re an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.
Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons.
“Do you exercise?” I run my mouth a lot.