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Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
If you didn’t hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, then don’t invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.
Mind: Don’t say shit. Just let it go. It’s not worth it. Mouth: Who the fuck you think…
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time.
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain
If you don’t know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you’re an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.
Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons.
“Do you exercise?” I run my mouth a lot.
MIND: Don’t even say shit. Just let it go. It’s not worth it. MOUTH: I just find it funny how…
My mouth has no filter. I say whatever I please. And most of the time I am just as shocked as you.
Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
Sometimes I wonder why I don’t have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people’s mouths and I remember.
I have come to realize that “diarrhea of the mouth” is a direct side effect of “shit-for-brains”. Some should seek medical attention immediately.
Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing. – Scott Westerfeld
I don’t apologize for the shit that comes out of my mouth because I mean every fucking word I say.
Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.