I tried to be normal once… worst two minutes of my life.
When I said I was normal I might have exaggerated slightly.
It’s not my fault you thought I was normal. You’ve had enough time and plenty of clues to figure that shit out!
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I go normal from time to time.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me. Stop acting like you don’t know who you’re dealing with.
I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.
Flawed and fabulous.. because perfect doesn’t exist and normal is boring.
Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?
In the Sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. – Damon Albarn