Octopus

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone to “go fuck yourself” I don’t know what is.