Penis

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone to “go fuck yourself” I don’t know what is.

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.

Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams