Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.
There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel.
I confess, I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.
People, generally, suck. – Christopher Moore
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.
I don’t keep secrets, I just keep people out of my business.
I look at the world and see a rainbow of people who all suck in different ways.