People

Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.

Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.

There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel.

There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel.

I confess, I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I confess, I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.

Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.

People, generally, suck. - Christopher Moore

People, generally, suck. – Christopher Moore

Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.

Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.

I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.

I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.

I don’t keep secrets, I just keep people out of my business.

I don’t keep secrets, I just keep people out of my business.

I look at the world and see a rainbow of people who all suck in different ways.

I look at the world and see a rainbow of people who all suck in different ways.