Flawed and fabulous.. because perfect doesn’t exist and normal is boring.
Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
REMEMBER: No one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.
Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.
Before you judge me, you better make sure you’re fucking perfect.
Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.