Person

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it, and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

Listen, I am a nice person. So if I am an asshole to you, you need to ask yourself why.

Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m asshole to you, you need to ask yourself why.

The only person I'm afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

The only person I’m afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

The only person I trust is me, and even that is fucking iffy sometimes.

The only person I trust is me, and even that is fucking iffy sometimes.

I try to be a nice person... but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.

If you hold a person long enough underwater, they stop being an asshole.

If you hold a person long enough underwater, they stop being an asshole.

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

There are two types of people who really irritate me: A drunk person when I’m sober and a sober person when I’m drunk.

There are two types of people who really irritate me: A drunk person when I’m sober and a sober person when I’m drunk.

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

I’m trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I’m positive everyone is an asshole.

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

BOSSHOLE: A person who turns into an asshole ten seconds after being made supervisor.

BOSSHOLE: A person who turns into an asshole ten seconds after being made supervisor.

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

Fuck every single person that took advantage of your kindness and mistook it for weakness.

Fuck every single person that took advantage of your kindness and mistook it for weakness.

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.