Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.
Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn’t die.
You are gonna piss a lot of people off when you start doing what’s best for you.
I’m not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don’t like what you see, then piss off.
I didn’t turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.
Don’t you love it when just your presence pisses someone off?
Pre – annoyed: You knew this person is about to piss you off even before they say anything.
I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth and it pisses people off.
Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.
FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it, and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.
WARNING! Bitching at me to do things wont make me do them any faster. If anything I’ll take even longer just to piss you the fuck off.
Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.
Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.
I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.
As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.
