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There is no problem so big you can’t run away from it. - Charles M. Schulz

There is no problem so big you can’t run away from it. – Charles M. Schulz

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

'You are what you eat.' The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?

‘You are what you eat.’ The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on my phone and ignore them. Like an adult.

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on my phone and ignore them. Like an adult.

The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.

The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.

All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

All men like to think they’re marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% don’t care and the other 20% are glad you have them.

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% don’t care and the other 20% are glad you have them.

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

I don’t have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

If you have a problem with me, get over it. You'll make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a fuck.

If you have a problem with me, get over it. You’ll make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a fuck.

The problem with some people is that they're breathing.

The problem with some people is that they’re breathing.

I feel like water solves all problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear face? Drink water. Tired of a person? Drown them.

I feel like water solves all problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear face? Drink water. Tired of a person? Drown them.

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem

All the problems are stuck between "Mind" and "Matter". If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

All the problems are stuck between “Mind” and “Matter”. If you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.

I'm addicted to sex, so I guess I have fucking problem.

I’m addicted to sex, so I guess I have fucking problem.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without violence.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without violence.

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. - Charles Bukowsky

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. – Charles Bukowsky

The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.