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There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. - Tony Rothman

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. – Tony Rothman

Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Dear life, when I said “can my day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day I ask the same three questions: What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.

I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.