There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. – Tony Rothman
Dear life, when I said “can my day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
Every damn day I ask the same three questions: What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?
I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.