Relationship

“Relationship” has 12 letters. So does “Fuck that shit”.

“Relationship” has 12 letters. So does “Fuck that shit”.

How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a fucking "hello" to people I don’t like.

How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a fucking “hello” to people I don’t like.

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, “was I drunk the entire relationship?”

RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.

RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.