Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.
Remember
When in doubt, remember “FISH”: Fuck It, Shit Happens.
If you hate yourself, remember that you are not alone. A lot of other people hate you too.
Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.
STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND
Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Just remember, other people’s opinions won’t pay your bills.
Sometimes I wonder why I don’t have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people’s mouths and I remember.
REMEMBER: No one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.
If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.