Remember

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

When in doubt, remember "FISH": Fuck It, Shit Happens.

When in doubt, remember “FISH”: Fuck It, Shit Happens.

If you hate yourself, remember that you are not alone. A lot of other people hate you too.

If you hate yourself, remember that you are not alone. A lot of other people hate you too.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND

STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

Just remember, other people's opinions won't pay your bills.

Just remember, other people’s opinions won’t pay your bills.

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder why I don’t have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people’s mouths and I remember.

REMEMBER no one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.

REMEMBER: No one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.