Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I’m either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.
Sarcasm. Because murder charges are expensive.
I could kill you with kindness, but crushing your ego with sarcasm is more my style.
Sarcasm is my first language… and cursing is probably my second.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font. – Darynda Jones
Coffee fuels my sarcasm. What fuels your stupidity?
Sarcasm it’s how I hug.
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm.
I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
