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Coffee fuels my sarcasm. What fuels your stupidity?
Sarcasm it’s how I hug.
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm.
I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.
I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.
MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.
I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.
Sarcasm is a body’s natural defence against stupidity.
I’m afraid if I give up sarcasm, I would have to replace it with murder.
I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
Sarcasm and orgasm… My two favorite “asms”.