Say

If you’re offended by the things I say, imagine the stuff I hold back.

If you’re offended by the things I say, imagine the stuff I hold back.

Some things are just best said with an eye roll.

Some things are just best said with an eye roll.

I don't know how to say this nicely. So I won’t.

I don’t know how to say this nicely. So I won’t.

If I ever say “Do you want me to be honest?”SAY NO.

If I ever say “Do you want me to be honest?”SAY NO.

I always mean what I say. But sometimes I don’t mean to say it out loud.

I always mean what I say. But sometimes I don’t mean to say it out loud.

I say what the fuck needs to be said, not what you want to hear.

I say what the fuck needs to be said, not what you want to hear.

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re pretty fun to be around.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re pretty fun to be around.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.