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Be the piece of shit you want to be, not the piece of shit everyone thinks you are.
Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great… But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.
Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.
Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I’ve done more stupid shit.
“Control your emotions” doesn’t mean “avoid your emotions”. Feel your shit, understand your shit, but don’t lose your shit.
I’m going to be real pissed off if I get my shit together and the world ends.
Have you ever looked around you and thought… I am too sober for this shit?!
It is OK to lose your shit sometimes because if you keep your shit, you’ll end up full of shit and then you’ll explode and there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that.
I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.
Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.
It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.
My morning coffee makes me feel like I got my shit together. I don’t. But it feels like it.
Someone needs to create a new essential oil called “Leave Me The Hell Alone”. I’d rub that shit all over me.
I really hope my life doesn’t flash before my eyes when I die. There’s some shit I’d rather not see again.
TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.
I don’t care who I lose anymore. I choose me. I got shit to do.
Before you judge me please understand that I don’t give a shit what you think.
Mind: Don’t say shit. Just let it go. It’s not worth it. Mouth: Who the fuck you think…
I avoid shit because I’m afraid of me, not you. Temper go from zero to prison real fast.
If you ever hear someone talking shit about me, look them dead in the eye and say, “you know they don’t give a fuck, right?”