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Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.

I must warn you. My inner child is a mean little shit.

I must warn you. My inner child is a mean little shit.

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

I googled ‘Who gives a shit?’ My name wasn’t in a search result.

I googled ‘Who gives a shit?’ My name wasn’t in a search result.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

To many people confuse “freedom of speech” with "saying stupid shit".

To many people confuse “freedom of speech” with “saying stupid shit”.

Life is a shit show, it's your responsibility to separate the shit from the show.

Life is a shit show, it’s your responsibility to separate the shit from the show.

It’s not my fault you thought I was normal. You’ve had enough time and plenty of clues to figure that shit out!

It’s not my fault you thought I was normal. You’ve had enough time and plenty of clues to figure that shit out!

Be the piece of shit you want to be, not the piece of shit everyone thinks you are.

Be the piece of shit you want to be, not the piece of shit everyone thinks you are.

Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great... But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.

Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great… But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.