Shut Up

Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free. Add that to your diet.

Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free. Add that to your diet.

I come from a place where “Keep talking” means you better shut the fuck up.

I come from a place where “Keep talking” means you better shut the fuck up.

The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting out of hand.

The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting out of hand.

People often forget that shutting the fuck up is a good activity for them to consider.

People often forget that shutting the fuck up is a good activity for them to consider.

It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain

Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.

Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.

If you don't know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you're an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

If you don’t know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you’re an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK. - Me as a therapist.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK. – Me as a therapist.

I get it: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

I GET IT: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.

ME BEING RUDE: Shut the fuck up. ME BEING POLITE: Please shut the fuck up.

I wish they made SHUT THE FUCK UP spray.

I wish they made SHUT THE FUCK UP spray.

Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.

Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.

I go through a daily struggle of deciding whether to shut up or go fucking savage on everyone.

I go through a daily struggle of deciding whether to shut up or go fucking savage on everyone.

"The truth shall set you free." Unless you're in a court. Then you should probably shut the fuck up.

“The truth shall set you free.” Unless you’re in a court. Then you should probably shut the fuck up.

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

Have you ever just agreed with someone so they would shut the hell up?

Have you ever just agreed with someone so they would shut the hell up?

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?