Shut Up

I spend a great deal of my life realizing I should have shut up 15 minutes ago.

Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free. Add that to your diet.

I come from a place where “Keep talking” means you better shut the fuck up.

The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting out of hand.

People often forget that shutting the fuck up is a good activity for them to consider.

It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain

Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.

If you don’t know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you’re an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK. – Me as a therapist.