Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed, and clean the whole house while she sleeps.
Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.
“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.
Love is cuddling until you fall asleep together… Even though you know he farts in his sleep… All damn night.
What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.
I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
