You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile. – Bobby Heenan
Don’t confuse a smile with someone baring teeth.
Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile because you’re a joke.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because if you don’t, everyone will ask you what’s wrong.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say “you hit like a bitch”.
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
I’ve been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.
Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.