Smiling

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

If it involves fake smiling, I'm not going.

If it involves fake smiling, I’m not going.

Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

MANNERS: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.

The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.