Some days I really believe that my horoscope is going to say: “Just don’t fucking kill anyone today”
Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.
Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.
Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.