Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.
Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.
Some people really suck. Avoid them.
Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually. – W. C. Fields
I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.
Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.
Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.