Some People

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually. - W. C. Fields

Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually. – W. C. Fields

I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Some people are like tractors. They're good at spreading shit.

Some people are like tractors. They’re good at spreading shit.

No matter how low I lower the bar of expectations, some people manage to roll right under it.

No matter how low I lower the bar of expectations, some people manage to roll right under it.

The problem with some people is that they're breathing.

The problem with some people is that they’re breathing.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

Some people are the human version of period cramps.

Some people are the human version of period cramps.

Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact they're lukewarm piss in a plastic cup

Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact they’re lukewarm piss in a plastic cup

Some people are like a bag of pampers... Self absorbed and full of shit.

Some people are like a bag of pampers… Self absorbed and full of shit.

Some people who flood others with their distasteful criticism ironically cannot handle even just a drop of their own medicine.

Some people who flood others with their distasteful criticism ironically cannot handle even just a drop of their own medicine.

Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

There's just not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up all this crap some people create. - Susan Gale

There’s just not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up all this crap some people create. – Susan Gale