I realize that some people don’t like me. I also realize that I highly don’t give a fuck.
Some people aren’t just missing the odd screw. The whole freakin’ toolbox is gone
The more I get to know certain people… The more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.
If I could unmeet some people… I would.
Some people are so full of shit!! They should have flushing handles instead of ears!!
Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.
Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.
Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?
Some people are life-sucking, energy-draining, negative bags of annoying hell. Kindly avoid them.
Some people are such treasures that you want to bury them.
“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes
Some people just need a hug… around the neck… with a rope.
Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.