Sometimes

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. - Alexa Chung

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. – Alexa Chung

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. – Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

I always mean what I say. But sometimes I don’t mean to say it out loud.

I always mean what I say. But sometimes I don’t mean to say it out loud.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they’re dealing with.

Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Sometimes you just need to sit down, blast your favorite music, and not give a fuck about the world for a while.

Sometimes you just need to sit down, blast your favorite music, and not give a fuck about the world for a while.

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterword.

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what’s on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterword.

Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.

Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize… maybe I am.

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It's like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It’s like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.

Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes I wish I was a bird... so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

Sometimes I wish I was a bird… so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. - Jet Li

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. – Jet Li

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder why I don’t have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people’s mouths and I remember.