Sometimes

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. - Alexa Chung

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. – Alexa Chung

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. – Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

I always mean what I say. But sometimes I don’t mean to say it out loud.

I always mean what I say. But sometimes I don’t mean to say it out loud.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they’re dealing with.

Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Sometimes you just need to sit down, blast your favorite music, and not give a fuck about the world for a while.

Sometimes you just need to sit down, blast your favorite music, and not give a fuck about the world for a while.

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.