Story

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

You know it’s going to be a fucking great story once it starts off with “So this fucker…”

If you don't know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you're an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

If you don’t know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you’re an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.