Stress

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

To all the adults using colouring books for stress relief, grow the fuck up and get drunk like the rest of us.

To all the adults using colouring books for stress relief, grow the fuck up and get drunk like the rest of us.

Stop stressing over shitty people.

Stop stressing over shitty people.

STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND

STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone’s throat.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life. Same thing.

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life. Same thing.