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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person, I’m just not a stupid people person.

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

Seriously, I don’t know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren’t coming back for them.

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people.

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into stupid people.

I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be". I think people are starting to take it as a challenge!

I have to stop saying, “How stupid can you be”. I think people are starting to take it as a challenge!

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. – Mark Twain

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control, and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control, and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!

I don't always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I'm probably at work.

I don’t always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I’m probably at work.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You’re not the jackass whisperer.

Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You’re not the jackass whisperer.

If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. Basically let everyone go. People are stupid.

If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. Basically let everyone go. People are stupid.