Stupid

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I could “fix stupid” but then I would be labeled a "serial killer".

I could “fix stupid” but then I would be labeled a “serial killer”.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. – George Carlin

To many people confuse “freedom of speech” with "saying stupid shit".

To many people confuse “freedom of speech” with “saying stupid shit”.

You can be stupid or you can be loud. Please don’t be both.

You can be stupid or you can be loud. Please don’t be both.