Stupid

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time.

TEQUILA for those times you want to forget stupid shit you've done and do new even stupider shit.

TEQUILA for those times you want to forget stupid shit you’ve done and do new even stupider shit.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. – Sam Levenson

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn't necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn't fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn’t necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn’t fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

I don’t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. – Mark Twain

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don’t let people bring you down.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. – Benjamin Franklin

It is so easy to be wise. Just think about something stupid to say then don't say it.

It is so easy to be wise. Just think about something stupid to say then don’t say it.

I'm so glad I grew up in the '80s and '90s. I did so much stupid shit - and there is no record of it anywhere.

I’m so glad I grew up in the ’80s and ’90s. I did so much stupid shit – and there is no record of it anywhere.

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers… – Robert Kirkman

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. - Richard Braunstein

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.

When you are dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR: 1. Your shit, 2. Crazy shit, 3. Bullshit, 4. Stupid shit, 5. Fake shit, 6. Shit that has nothing to do with me.

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

God must love stupid people. He made so many.