Suck

Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks. – Ricky Gervais

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. – Joss Whedon

When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

When I feel down and someone tells me to “Suck it up” I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say “Walk it off”.

Vampires are real. Everyday I meet at least one person who sucks the life out of me.

Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.

I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.