Talking

Quitters never win, and winners never quit talking about how they won.

Quitters never win, and winners never quit talking about how they won.

I come from a place where “Keep talking” means you better shut the fuck up.

I come from a place where “Keep talking” means you better shut the fuck up.

The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting out of hand.

The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting out of hand.

If you ever hear someone talking shit about me, look them dead in the eye and say, “you know they don’t give a fuck, right?”

If you ever hear someone talking shit about me, look them dead in the eye and say, “you know they don’t give a fuck, right?”

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

I love it when people think they're going to punish me by not talking to me.

I love it when people think they’re going to punish me by not talking to me.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah", and still not hear a single word they said.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a “yeah”, and still not hear a single word they said.

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy because I don’t get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don’t give a shit what they’re talking about.

I get it: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

I GET IT: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It's like the trash took itself out.

It’s so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It’s like the trash took itself out.

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. - Jet Li

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. – Jet Li

I always say "Morning" instead of "Good Morning" because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.

I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning” because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.