Things

I love hating things.

Whoever sang, ‘Ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier’ was lying to that child.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore… Things just happen and I’m like “Oh, is this what we’re doing now? Ok”.

If you’re offended by the things I say, imagine the stuff I hold back.

Some things are just best said with an eye roll.

Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.

4 things to quit right now: 1. Trying to please everyone, 2. Fearing a change, 3. Living in the past, 4. Giving fucks.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! – Darynda Jones

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.