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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

TWO THINGS: 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?

TWO THINGS: 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.