Time

I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.

I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.

There is time to be nice, and there is time to say, "I have had enough of your bullshit".

There is time to be nice, and there is time to say, “I have had enough of your bullshit”.

If you give up on your dreams that may free up some time to get some actual stuff done.

If you give up on your dreams that may free up some time to get some actual stuff done.

Ninety-five percent of conversations is unbelievable waste of time.

Ninety-five percent of conversations is unbelievable waste of time.

My 4 Moods

MY 4 MOODS: I’m too old for this shit, I’m too tired for this shit, I’m too sober for this shit, I don’t have time for this shit.

Stranger: Nice to meet you. Me: Give it time.

STRANGER: Nice to meet you. ME: Give it time.

Just a reminder. I belong to no one, I am owned by no one, I answer to no one. If I give you my time, it's privilege, not an obligation.

Just a reminder. I belong to no one, I am owned by no one, I answer to no one. If I give you my time, it’s privilege, not an obligation.

FAMILY VACATION: A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together.

FAMILY VACATION: A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together.