I am not an asshole. I am a teller of unfortunate truth.
I love listening to lies when I know the truth.
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you. – Billy Wilder
I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.
Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.
Never try to fuck up someone’s life with the lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.
People think I’m shy because I don’t get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don’t give a shit what they’re talking about.
I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth and it pisses people off.
People hate the truth. Unfortunately for them, the truth doesn’t give a shit.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.