Walk

When I feel down and someone tells me to "Suck it up" I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say "Walk it off".

When I feel down and someone tells me to “Suck it up” I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say “Walk it off”.

I don't always walk the walk, or even talk the talk. But if you want someone who can drink the drink, I'm totally there for you.

I don’t always walk the walk, or even talk the talk. But if you want someone who can drink the drink, I’m totally there for you.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. After that who cares? They're mile away and you've got their shoes.

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. After that who cares? They’re mile away and you’ve got their shoes.